Posted by
The Barbershop on Tuesday, September 22, 2009 12:00:00 AM
To the tune of "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Verse 1:
The problem is all those crazy protests from the Right
Showing that "prostitute" on Youtube every night,
I don't know ACORN or that racist Reverent Wright
There must be fifty ways to help Obama...
The voters shouted that they really wanted "change"
But then they bought their guns and headed for the range,
They say my Socialism plans are really strange
There must be fifty ways to help Obama
Chorus:
Just bail out the bank, Frank
Write a health plan, Van,
Don't need to be fancy, Nancy,
And listen to me.
Just buy a new car, czar
The People can eat tar,
We'll give 'em a crumb, Chum
Everything'll be free....
Verse 2:
They say I've got a lot of communistic czars
I need protection from those crazy Townhall Stars,
I won't be happy 'til they're locked behind steel bars
There must be fifty ways to help Obama.
Now don't say "unemployment's on the rise,"
Cuz all the foreclosures just might start to stabilize.
You say my speeches are just full of nasty lies
There must be fifty ways to help Obama.
(Chorus)
Thanks a tip of the hat to Michael Hunter.